SHANIQUA
By: Little T & One Track Mike

Submitted By: Monica9401@aol.com
Last Corrected by: milkshakeit@over-the-rainbow.com

Hello, Nah, nah she don't live here man. I thought I told you.
Yo I think you need to step off. Aiight?

Moved into my apartment at the university
The only one who lives here is me
So why the phone ring all day long
I got no friends except Mike and he's gone for the summer
And I just want some peace and quiet
Come to my room and it's a telephone riot
Ring-a-ling-a-ling
Every time I take a step
Can't sleep, can't eat, can't breathe
can't get any of my work done
Cuz people keep calling with the same damn question
Hello is Shaniqua there?
Nah, Shaniqua moved out last year
I think you have the wrong number, this is Little T
You mean Shaniqua’s brother?
Man, can't you just leave me alone,
this ain't Shaniqua's house, this ain't her phone,
this ain't her phone
And don't call back again, cause if you do you know the answer man

Shaniqua don't live here no more
Shaniqua don't live here no more
Shaniqua don't live here no more
Is Shaniqua there?
HELL NO!

Shaniqua don't live here no more
Shaniqua don't live here no more
Shaniqua don't live here no more
Is Shaniqua there?
HELL NO!

I wonder who Shaniqua is
What she does and where she lives
Is she a pothead with too many zits
A movie star with inflatable tits
Does she take the train or drive in the car
Work in the office or down at the bar
How the hell should I know
She could be albino for all I care
Hello, is Shaniqua there?
Yeah, she is but she can't talk now
She's busy milking a purple cow
And talking to the Easter bunny
Man, you think your funny
Shut up Beavis
I told you six times before

Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
Is Shaniqua there?
HELL NO!

Shaniqua don't live here no more
Shaniqua don't live here no more
Shaniqua don't live here no more
Is Shaniqua there?
HELL NO!

Check my machine on Friday there were 22 messages
Man, I can't win at this
One said this is for the kid living with Shaniqua
you want that chick you can keep her
Will this ever cease
So I can't get some sleep
Shaniqua moved out
Leave your message at the beep (beeeeep)
Yo, Shaniqua I love you, call me

Shaniqua don't live here no more
Shaniqua don't live here no more
Shaniqua don't live here no more
Is Shaniqua there?
HELL NO!

Shaniqua don't live here no more
Shaniqua don't live here no more
Shaniqua don't live here no more
Is Shaniqua there?
HELL NO!