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That 1 Guy - Mustaches lyrics



Keeping your head on your body
Knowing the nose on your face
Knowing the reasons we're naughty
Shaving the leg with much haste

I dug the texture but I didn't dig the taste
I speak the language but I can't recall the handshake
Felt kinda guilty 'cause it felt like such a waste
Don't trust a soul when the mustaches are fake

Under the rocks is the water
Under the ground where it's safe
Under the heat where it's hotter
Holding the nose in it's place

Tell a taller tale happy pullin' on the leg
We're singin' Dixie 'til the 'stache got in the way
I bought it last time just to prove it was a fad
I only bought it this time 'cause the mustache was rad.

Ugly like that. Kiss it on the lips.
In the middle it sits. The hair was such a hit.
And with a lip this fat, we can tickle all the bits.
Because with a 'stache this rad, the truth is gonna slip.

Looking your best in the bottom.
Filling your pants up with beans.
Soaking them long like you oughtta.
B-b-busting the part at the seams.

They blame it on us, even though it ain't out fault.
They say they're worthy, but they're seldom where they're saught.
They only drive down if they think they know the deal.
They're birds were made of plastic, but the mustache was real.

Ugly like that. Kiss it on the lips.
In the middle it sits. The hair was such a hit.
And with a lip this fat, we can tickle all the bits.
Because with a 'stache this rad, the truth is gonna slip.
Songs list of album: The Moon Is Disgusting (2007)
         Title Rating
01   The Moon Is Disgusting lyrics  
5.00
02   Bananas lyrics  
5.00
03   Mash lyrics  
4.00
04   Oranges lyrics  
5.00
05   Jigsaw lyrics  
5.00
06   Mustaches lyrics   -
07   Dig lyrics  
5.00
08   Buttmachine lyrics  
4.60
09   How's 'Bout Them Holes in the Moon (Butter Side Down) lyrics  
5.00
10   Guava lyrics  
5.00
11   Rainbow lyrics  
5.00
 

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