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Max Miller - I Never Slept a Wink All Night lyrics
I once stayed in this swank hotel the chamber maid was really swell she came each time I rang the bell and I never slept a wink all night She brought my supper up to bed as she stood there her face was red I don't know what I did or said but I never slept a wink all night As she stood there she held my hand she really was a beauty she said, "you know I'll get upset if I don't go on duty" I said, "I'm a traveling salesman who could show you how to feel and coo I showed her all my samples too and I never slept a wink all night I used to play the big bassoon I took it with me on my honeymoon The wife did play me loved it too and I never slept a wink all night She said I think you've missed your cue so I played her girdle, bogey too she said, "my dear the same to you" and I never slept a wink all night She said "now put that thing away" your playing's simply lousy Kiss me dear and say good night I'm feeling rather drowsy I said "I cannot close an eye" and when she asked the reason why I played out of pitch can't tell a lie I never slept a wink all night I once played in a nudist camp my clothes no bigger than a postage stamp and as the ground was really damp I never slept a wink all night The sun was sinking in the west started giving a pound for a little show pests a beats on me and forget the rest and I never slept a wink all night Next day when the sun came up we did some exercisin' I depend on the little weekend now isn't that surprisin' The girls that chase me up this hill if that won't warm you nothing will I think thats where I caught a chill and I never slept a wink all night. |
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