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The Avalanches - Frontier Psychiatrist lyrics
Is Dexter ill today? Mr Kirk, Dexter's in school, I'm afraid he's not, Miss Fishborne, Dexter's truancy problem is way out of hand, The Baltimore County school board have decided to expel Dexter from the entire public school system, Oh Mr Kirk, I'm as upset as you to learn of Dexter's truancy, But surely, expulsion is not the answer! I'm afraid expulsion is the only answer, It's the opinion of the entire staff that Dexter is criminally insane-sane-sane CHORUS That boy needs therapy, pyschosomatic, That boy needs therapy, purely pyschosomatic, That boy needs therapy, Lie down on the couch, what does that mean? You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut! What does that mean? That boy needs therapy, I'm gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy, Grab a kazoo, let's have a dual, And when I count three, That... that... that.. boy.. boy needs therapy, He was white as a sheet, and he also made false teeth Avalanches above, business continues below, Did I ever tell you the story about, Cowboys! M... M.. M.. Midgets and indians and... Fron.. Frontier Psychiatrist, I... I felt strangely hypnotised, I was in another world, a world of 20, 20,000 girls, And milk! Rectangles, to an optometrist, the man with the golden eyeball, And tighten your buttocks, pour juice on your gen...... I promised my girlfriend I'd ...... violin Frontier Psychiatrist... Frontier....Frontier..Frontier...Frontier Psychiatrist *3 CHORUS Frontier Psychiatrist Can you think of anything that talks, other than a person? Um um... a bird! Yeah! Sometimes a parrot talks, Ha ha ha... Yes, some birds are funny when they talk, Can you think of anything else?... a record, record, record |
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