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Rolf Harris - Nick Teen and Al K. Hall lyrics
Nicholas! Uh, Albert! Look, I don't know where they are, but I'd like you to meet my two pals, my buddies, my two amigos. I'll tell you all about them Well... I never gargled, I never gambled, I never smoked at all Until I met my two good amigos, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall Strange as it seems, I met in my dreams, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall Here's what they said to me, 'Use your head, just see your life is very, very dull" Well, I never gargled, I never gambled, I never smoked at all Until I met my two good amigos, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall So I said to Nick, 'Uh Nick tell me quick, what should a fellow do?' He said to me, 'Boy, easy to see boy, you should try a cigarette or two' Well, I never gargled, I never gambled, I never smoked at all Until I met my two good amigos, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall So I lit a fag, and I took me a drag, then to my great surprise I started to gasp, and coughed like a rasp And everything spun round before my eyes Well, I never gargled, I never gambled, I never smoked at all Until I met my two good amigos, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall So I said to Al, 'Uh Al, be a pal, what do you really think?' He said to me, 'Boy, easy to see boy, smoking's kid's stuff, pour yourself a drink' Well, I never gargled, I never gambled, I never smoked at all Until I met my two good amigos, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall So quick as a wink, I took a drink, swigged a glassful down Well first it seemed to hit me, then it turned around and bit me And everything went all spinning round Well, I never gargled, I never gambled, I never smoked at all Until I met my two good amigos, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall Well here is the joke, when I awoke, it wasn't finished yet I noticed first a terrible thirst And then a craving for a cigarette Well, I never gargled, I never gambled, I never smoked at all Until I met my two good amigos, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall Take my advice, this smoking is nice and the drinking is really lush As you can see, there's no change in me I'm still as pure as the driven slush Well, I never gargled, I never gambled, I never smoked at all Until I met my two good amigos, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall Nick Teen and Al K. Hall |
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