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Chas & Dave - Not Me lyrics
Down the road there is a bloomin' riot,
five and twenty girls are waiting there,
and the police, they can't keep 'em quiet,
'fore you know they must go,
to every maid and fair
Oh, for me, for me,
They're waiting there for me,
I ain't going home to the movie shine screen,
They'll all sing "God Save The Queen"
Har har, he he,
I ain't going home you see,
'Cos if anybody knows a thing or two it's me, me, me, me, me!
Down the road a girl fell in the water,
and her crys were heard a mile or two,
They all said "Goodbye healthy water!"
She said "Quick! Save me Dick! Save me sir I do!"
Oh, not me, not me,
I ain't going home you see,
I don't know, I don't care,
Plenty of tarts in Leicester Square,
Har har, he he,
I ain't going home you see,
'Cos if anybody knows a thing or two it's me, me, me, me, me!
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| Songs list of album: A Cockney Christmas
(2001) |
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Title |
Rating |
| 01 |
Silent Night lyrics  |
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| 02 |
Once in Royal David's City lyrics |
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| 03 |
The Wassail Song lyrics |
- |
| 04 |
Coventry Carol lyrics |
- |
| 05 |
God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen lyrics |
- |
| 06 |
Good King Wenceslas lyrics |
- |
| 07 |
While Shepherds Watched Their Flocks by Night lyrics |
- |
| 08 |
The Rockin' Carol lyrics |
- |
| 09 |
O Little Town of Bethlehem lyrics |
- |
| 10 |
Long, Long Ago lyrics |
- |
| 11 |
Good Christian Men Rejoice lyrics |
- |
| 12 |
Away in a Manger lyrics |
- |
| 13 |
In the Bleak Mid-Winter lyrics |
- |
| 14 |
It Came Upon a Midnight Clear lyrics |
- |
| 15 |
Yes Jesus Loves You lyrics |
- |
| 16 |
See Amid the Winter's Snow lyrics |
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| 17 |
Unto Us a Boy Is Born lyrics |
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| 18 |
O Come All Ye Faithful lyrics |
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| 19 |
Stars Over 45/When I'm Cleaning Windows lyrics |
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| 20 |
Any Old Iron lyrics |
- |
| 21 |
Run Rabbit Run lyrics |
- |
| 22 |
The Laughing Policeman lyrics |
- |
| 23 |
What a Rotten Song lyrics |
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| 24 |
Give It to the Girl Next Door lyrics |
- |
| 25 |
Too Fat Polka lyrics |
- |
| 26 |
Cinderella lyrics |
- |
| 27 |
Rolling Round the World lyrics |
- |
| 28 |
Good Ol' Boys lyrics |
- |
| 29 |
Ask Old Brown to Tea lyrics |
4.75 |
| 30 |
Chinese Laundry Blues lyrics |
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| 31 |
Margie lyrics |
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| 32 |
Big Fat Fly lyrics |
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| 33 |
Not Me lyrics |
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| 34 |
Hair - Hair - Hair lyrics |
4.00 |
| 35 |
A Little Bit of Cucumber lyrics |
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| 36 |
Where Did You Get That Hat? lyrics |
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| 37 |
Ferry Boat Inn lyrics |
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| 38 |
The Beer Barrel Polka lyrics |
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| 39 |
Down the Road lyrics |
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| 40 |
Baby Face lyrics |
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| 41 |
Who Were You with Last Night? lyrics |
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| 42 |
Somebody Stole My Gal lyrics |
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| 43 |
Fall in and Follow Me lyrics |
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| 44 |
Swanee lyrics |
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| 45 |
Are You from Dixie? lyrics |
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| 46 |
Waiting for the Robert E. Lee lyrics |
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| 47 |
Good Ol' Boys lyrics |
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| 48 |
Hopping Down in Kent lyrics |
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| 49 |
Aunty Tilly lyrics |
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| 50 |
Two Ol' Girls from Camden Town lyrics |
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