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Composer: Lol Mason, Mike Slamer

City Boy - Honeymooners lyrics



Honeymooners, she was a dying breed

Honeymooners, I married a female lead.

Palm court crooners Here more to her taste,

But I was a three time loser with an ordinary face.

Honeymooners, should have heard my mother's tales

When over dinner she insisted I eat snails

Honeymooners, when I caught the waiter's eye

Was then I noticed he was smiling at my wife.

CHORUS

But oh my how we could love, I was hand

and she was glove

The marriage was born in heaven

and we were in bed by seven

But oh my how we could love,

I was hand and she was glove

The marriage went into recession,

all through my pained expression

Honeymooners, she was after making fours

And the ski-instructor was caught between floors

I saw him thank her as she offered him a hand I

So how was he to know that she was into nylon pants.

CHORUS

But oh my how we could love,

I was hand and she was glove

The marriage was born in heaven

and we were in bed by seven.

But oh my how we could love,

I was hand and she was glove.

The marriage went into recession,

All through my pained expression.

Honeymooners I guess it's time to pack my bags,

Goodbye Hawaii, au revoir to all that,

Hello mother, please forgive what I did

But I'm off to find another wife who's into playing bridge.

CHORUS

But oh my how we could love,

I was hand and she was glove,

She wanted a honeymooner,

but I was a "come to sooner''.

But
Songs list of album: Young Men Gone West (1977)
         Title Rating
01    Dear Jean (I'm Nervous) lyrics Add lyrics   -
02   Bordello Night lyrics   -
03   Honeymooners lyrics   -
04    She's Got Style lyrics Add lyrics   -
05    Bad for Business lyrics Add lyrics   -
06   Young Men Gone West lyrics   -
07    I've Been Spun lyrics Add lyrics   -
08    One After Tub lyrics Add lyrics   -
09   The Runaround lyrics   -
10   The Man Who Ate His Car lyrics   -
11   Millionaire lyrics   -
 

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