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Apologetix - Monkey Scheme lyrics
Here they come, talkin' down on me I get the funniest looks 'cause I said I don't believe They say we were monkeys They think they're saying something profound But where's their missing link at? There weren't any bodies found They built a man from a hog's tooth-They called a lie the truth And any time they get busted- They sell you something new They say we were monkeys I think that they've been monkeyin' around Cause they're too busy changin' their books and their studies 'round They're just tryin' to defend it- they got a lot to re-explain Where they've done excavation, they keep uncoverin' mistakes Any time or any where- just look over the boulders you'll see that man's been there They say we were monkeys I think their heads are stuck in the ground Cause they're too busy diggin' and putting the Bible down (spoken:) Java Man was the skull of a gibbon Nebraska Man was the tooth of a pig and the Pitdown Man was a low down sham They built that man form an orangutang Ramapithics wasn't complete he's a fragment of jaw and a couple of teeth additional skeletons show us today that he isn't our relative- only an ape Australapithicus alias Lucy the fossil of this was just bague and confusing the wonderful knee bone they're proud to possess was 200 feet deeper- a mile from the rest Neanderthal Man was prob'ly deficient in Vitamin D of it might've been rickets but he had religion and musical instruments fire and tools and from you he's no different (sang:) They say we were monkeys But people came from dust in the ground But they're too busy thinkin' to look into what we've found They're just kinda pretending, b |
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