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Marie-Lynn Hammond - Why Do I Have This Thing for Jewish Men lyrics
chorus: oy veh oy vey oy vey oy veh oy veh why did I have to fall for another Jewish guy today my hearts like a bagel got a hole in the middle been shafted again and again oh why do I have this thing for Jewish men twas in college that I met my first one, Leonard Jay Mandel he drew me like a magnet though why I could not tell for me, a good French Catholic girl, I saw this could be tough so I prayed that hed convert but I guess I didnt pray hard enough cause he dumped me right around the time Id hoped to meet his folks I was hurt I didnt understand till I heard his buddy joke Shiksas are only for practice well youd think Id have learned from that but no then I had to go fall for the buddy Myron Rosenblatt! chorus well Myron left me for a blonde and oh how I did pine at least till Joey Gold appeared, and later Sheldon Stein when Id bring them home maman would roll her French Canadian eyes and then shed serve tortiere for lunch you know those minced pork pies? well theyd leave quite quickly after that and then maman would say Mon dieu dont you meet any Catholic boys - I think I will have to pray a special novena to the Sacred Heart of Jesus to help you - Well thats great, Id tell her but remember Ma - Jesus was Jewish too! chorus now why with our dominant WASPy culture, why do I have this thing? Jewish men dont look like Robert Redford, they dont look like Sting but maybe thats it - its my hot French blood that requires the exotic or maybe its the heavy religious trip making them, like me neurotic (Naah...!) maybe I just like them cause theyre passionate and smart Jewish men have chutzpah, they have chumour, they have cheart so whats the |
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