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Straight Outta Junior High - Cell Phones Suck lyrics



You call me up everyday,
Go away because I don't know you now.
We broke up, you said I'm gay,
Go away because I don't know you now.
There are things in life that really make me nauseous,
You're one of those.
I'd rather have a rattlesnake on my nuts,
With one fang through each testicle
Than spend one minute with you.
And if you ever call my house anymore,
I'll take your cell phone and shove it up your ass,
Because your a dumb whore.
Your face is like a chimpanzee,
I'll admit you got a problem, yeah.
I'll let you know I only dated you to piss off your boyfriend.
Songs list of album: Here's a Ray of Hope... (2006)
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01    Skip This Track lyrics Add lyrics   -
02   Over Now lyrics   -
03    Statutory Rape lyrics Add lyrics   -
04   Human Rabies Project lyrics   -
05   Hinky Dinky lyrics   -
06   Love Song lyrics   -
07   Brawstiench lyrics   -
08   Sure Shit lyrics   -
09    Choader Boy lyrics Add lyrics   -
10   I'm Serious lyrics   -
11    Bored to Death lyrics Add lyrics   -
12   Cell Phones Suck lyrics   -
13    Boner lyrics Add lyrics   -
14    Stud Without U lyrics Add lyrics   -
15    Hi, My Name Is Stuart lyrics Add lyrics   -
 

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