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Bob Ricci - Double Diet lyrics
[Parody of "Picture" by Kid Rock and Cheryl Crow] I live on burgers, Cheetos, and ice cream Got nothing but lard in my blood stream Guess my sweet tooth was something more than a phase Been fueling up on cupcakes and Twinkies Gained so much weight my girl left me She said to call her if I ever change my ways I put the pizza away Went on a diet today I can't wait till I get thin then I'll show her I put the pizza away I'm gonna lose some weight I can't wait till I get thin then I'll show her I missed you last night at the hotel I even missed your bacon and beer smell Then it finally dawned on me how to make things right I pulled up to a fast food venue Ordered everything on the menu Time to go back home and stuff my face Picked up a pizza today I'm gonna power binge I'm gonna eat till nothing's left in the fridge I'm gonna hit the buffet I'm gonna gain some weight I can't wait till I get fat then I'll show him Been hitting Ben and Jerry's for breakfast You know I finally got the hang of this Slim Fast Since you've been gone I've been gaining/losing so much weight I've been jogging instead of taking the car I've been eating mayonaise straight from the jar I was making dessert I was off to lift some weights Now I'm liking what I see on the scale So I sent a picture out in the mail Oh hey look you sent one too Let's just.. whoa, hey wait / OMG! I saw your picture today I see you've changed your ways You know I think I liked you better the way you were I saw your picture today I see you lost/gained some weight I just called to say don't bother to come back home I just called to say don't bother to come back home |
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