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Composer: Hass, Richard

Zoogz Rift - The Great Apes Ate Grapes lyrics



As I was about to receive communion
and you received my communication from
Western Union, you wondered,
"What is it that we know?"
The Great Apes ate grapes.
Now there be no wine for the
priest next Sunday.
(Now there be no vino.)

The congregation threw coins
Without making wishes
and some of them landed in the
Holy water dishes.
The apes saved them up.
They didn't spend any.
When your locked behind bars
You can save every penny.
Now they can buy freedom
and buy their salvation
Their mouths holy water
with holy salvation
The priests all spoke out
in righteous indignation:
"There'll be Hell and Damnation
throughout the whole damn nation!"

You'd be hard pressed to
find a priest, except at times
when you need him the least.
Then at times when you
need him the most,
He'll be drinking the wine
and eating the Host.
His guests, I guess, would have
nothing to boast
When he's eating good cracker
and drinking a toast.
Songs list of album: Idiots on the Miniature Golf Course (1979)
         Title Rating
01   Restrooms of Erotic Fantasies lyrics   -
02   The Great Apes Ate Grapes lyrics   -
03   Lobotomy 4 lyrics   -
04   Feeling in My Bones lyrics  
5.00
05   The Night They All Came Out lyrics   -
06   Lazy Susan lyrics   -
07    Ostriches Have Sex Too You Know lyrics Add lyrics   -
08    I Did So lyrics Add lyrics   -
09    Idiots on the Miniature Golf Course lyrics Add lyrics   -
10   Golden Showers lyrics  
5.00
11   Judge Bludge, the Hangin' Judge lyrics   -
12    Lobotomy 2 lyrics Add lyrics   -
13    The Rabbit and the Lady lyrics Add lyrics   -
14    You Can Go Fuck Yourself lyrics Add lyrics   -
15    Dinkle Dance lyrics Add lyrics   -
16    We're All Born on Little Planets lyrics Add lyrics   -
17    What Can We Feed to the Lions lyrics Add lyrics   -
 

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