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The Arrogant Worms - Santa Got Arrested lyrics
There won't be any presents this christmas No goodies in your stocking The milk and cookies that the children left out Will be left untouched beside the sink The reindeer will be staying in their pens this year The elves haven't built any thing 'cause santa got arrested Last christmas day Police got calls on 911 About a red-suited man who weighed a ton There was a clear trail of evidence pointing north This was the seventh time it happened on december 24th The mounties reached the north pole They found it was outside their jurisdiction They called up interpol, the finnish police To facilitate the suspect's extradition They knocked on the door of a well-marked shop With a warrant for the owner's apprehension Then santa got arrested Christmas day Santa was charged with b&e His council advised he plead guilty There was footage of the crime running on tv And photographs of little children sitting on his knee The judge expressed concern about the risk of recidivism His sentence was commuted He got a bond of nonassociation with the elves And his reindeer licence was suspended He says he's giving up all of his former life And now he wants to be a dental assistant 'cause santa got arrested Santa got arrested Santa got arrested Last christmas day |
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