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Emily Crawford - Eharmony lyrics
Another Friday alone in my house with my dog. I've been thinking about the words that were spoken by my boss. He says that I should take any man that I can get, Even if it means going on the internet. So I pulled out my laptop, Went to the site that he said. And they've been quite successful, At matching these women and men. I answered the questions. I made sure to tell the truth, And then they sent me an email saying, "We've found no match here for you." Eharmony, it turned out to be the cruelest thing I've ever seen. Eharmony, it turned out to be the cruelest thing I've ever seen. Well now I must admit I'm officially lame, 'Cause I'm morning the loss of a match that never came. So maybe I should find somewhere else to go instead, Like myspace or facebook or match.com. Cause Eharmony, it turned out to be the cruelest thing I've ever seen. Eharmony confirmed to me that in the population of 300 million people in the United States there's not even one slightly compatible to me. Oh Eharmony, You suck. |
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