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Deirdre Flint - The Boob Fairy lyrics
When I was in my teenage years, I did just what I should I listened to my mother and I was kind and sweet and good And my friends and I did rituals and I prayed with all my might That this would be the evening that she'd stop along her flight Well, that was several years ago and that chick's long overdue And it's time I came to terms with something plainly clear to you. The boob fairy never came for me No, the boob fairy never came for me Okay, I'm spunky and I'm cute and I've got a great personality But the boob fairy never came for me Well, we were the third house on a country drive, I thought Maybe she just got lost, so I hung my bra on the mailbox Til the neighbors took it off And all my friends got visits and expanded through the years And left me wailing to the gods buying training bras at Sears Still I harbor hopes, she'll come for me, I know she will I'd get 'em done myself if she'd agree to fit the bill The boob fairy never came for me No the boob fairy never came for me Look, I wasn't wanting melons, just a cute curvaceous |
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