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Jellyside Downe - Thank God I'm an Atheist! lyrics
Well I've found Earth is kinda laid back Ain't much a homosapien like me can't hack but I don't need the rules written on a plaque Thank God I'm an atheist Saint Peter is the bouncer at the pearly gate and he'll eighty-six ya if you don't rate Better add another twenty when they pass the plate Thank God I'm an atheist Well, ya pray before dinner and ya pray before bed Sprinkle holy water on the babies and the dead The only thing holy is your head Thank God I'm an atheist Does your god say that gays shouldn't marry yes God loves everybody, unless you're a fairy fire and brimstone, ooh that's so scary Thank God I'm an atheist Wars about religion just give me the blues fightin' over which one's god is true tell me which assault weapon would Jesus use Thank God I'm an atheist My god's bigger than your god My god's bigger than yours My god's got bigger wartime ammunition My god's bigger than yours If you believe a man can rise after he's dead and buried then you must believe in Santa and the Tooth Fairy Do ya think Jesus' mother really kept that cherry? C'mon I don't blame you, it's not your fault that you got sucked into a religious cult but which almighty do you exalt? Thank God I'm an atheist let's see, is it Jehova or Allah or the Man Upstairs? I know how to tell which one is the real god. Let's play a game of Red Rover Red Rover Red Rover send the almighty right over... Where is he? The Lord sure works in mysterious ways I don't believe in Heaven and I don't believe in Hell Life after death well who can really tell but whatever you will buy someone is sure to sell Thank God I'm an atheist Well, ya go to communion and ya go to mass Ya learned all about it in your Sunday School class God's count'n every hair on your sorry ass Thank god I'm an atheist |
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