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Gomer Hendrix - Buttcrack Man lyrics
A man was bending over while raking up leaves. We didn't want to look no matter what you believes, but his pants were down so low we simply could not Avoid the big ole' crack, the big ole hairy ass of the Buttcrack Man The original Superman might not have been Quite the hero that he was back then If it hadn't a' been for his "one piece suit" He wouldn't'a got the girl he would'a got the boot in his buttcrack, man Buttcrack Man, a little friendly advice A jumpsuit, belt, suspenders, or some overalls would be nice You know that Superman would'a been a Buttcrack Man too, If it hadn't'a been for his One Piece Suit. (Instrumental) (Chorus intro riff) The plumber is the hero of our toilet bowl. We hire him to look cuz we really don't want to know But he's bending way over, and for help from us he asks We won't escape the ugly mess, or big ole' hairy Ass of the Buttcrack Man... (Chorus) |
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