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Bob & Tom - The Woman Song lyrics
I am woman, hear me roar, if you don't open my door
I can do anything that a man can do, but I don't have too
Oh the female sex has a lot more class
Unless we're lookin' at a male stripper's ass
I'm a twenty-first century gal, but I can't set my VCR
Well I am not your hooker ,but your still gonna pay
Cause sex is a special thing and a darn good weapon
Because my body belongs to me
Until I get dinner, and a movie
I don't sleep around, until I do a credit check
And I have a mind of my own, which I change every two seconds
And I'm not afraid to ask for directions cause I can't read a map
And I stand behind my man
So I can nag him as much as I can
And I can fight in combat but I can't kill a spider
And I never tell a lie, but I will fake an orgasm
Cause I am the real McCoy, except for my boobs and my face
But I still get hot and sweaty for the opening of a new shoe store
And I'm very proud of my age, which is none of your freakin' business
The Woman Song
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| Songs list of album: Gimme an "F"
(1998) |
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| 01 |
Gimme an "F" lyrics  |
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| 02 |
Collage Football lyrics |
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| 03 |
Harry & The Barbie Rep lyrics |
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| 04 |
Dr. Wolf & The Cosmonauts lyrics |
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| 05 |
Star Wars lyrics |
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| 06 |
Store-Bought Boobies lyrics |
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| 07 |
My Life lyrics |
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| 08 |
Marge & Suzan Johnson lyrics |
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| 09 |
The Amazing Krisko lyrics |
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| 10 |
The Pacemaker lyrics |
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| 11 |
The Zany Report lyrics |
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| 12 |
Spit-Take Theater II lyrics |
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| 13 |
Daddy, Please Don't Go lyrics |
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| 14 |
Harry & Larry lyrics |
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| 15 |
Smoking Pot lyrics |
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| 16 |
A Letter to My Penis lyrics |
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| 17 |
Mr. Obvious the Dishwasher lyrics |
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| 18 |
Marriage lyrics |
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| 19 |
Marge & Farrah lyrics |
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| 20 |
Stairway to Heaven's Gate lyrics |
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| 21 |
Gamblin' Buddies lyrics |
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| 22 |
Hawaii lyrics |
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| 23 |
Nasty Stuff [live] lyrics |
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| 24 |
The Job Interview lyrics |
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| 25 |
Spit-Take Theater III lyrics |
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| 26 |
People, News, & Views lyrics |
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| 27 |
The Woman Song lyrics |
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| 28 |
My Girls lyrics |
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| 29 |
Circumcision lyrics |
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| 30 |
Tips from Uncle Larry lyrics |
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| 31 |
Exit 69 lyrics |
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| 32 |
Twister lyrics |
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| 33 |
Hot & Ready to Party lyrics |
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| 34 |
Harry & Gloria lyrics |
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| 35 |
The Talking Doll lyrics |
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| 36 |
Bart & Nadia's Honeymoon lyrics |
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| 37 |
Get Drunk With Dingnity lyrics |
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| 38 |
Uncle B.S. lyrics |
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| 39 |
Marge & The Spice Girls lyrics |
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| 40 |
Gurney See, Gurney Do lyrics |
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| 41 |
The Cartoon Animal Song lyrics |
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| 42 |
The Mr. Obvious Show the Turkey lyrics |
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| 43 |
N.C. Double D. lyrics |
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| 44 |
Santa Clothes lyrics |
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