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Allan Sherman - Call Me lyrics
parody of "Call Me Irresponsible" by Frank Sinatra, from the movie "Papa's Delicate Condition") Call me Efrem Zimbalist, Get me Bobby Kennedy, Then call Dave Ben-Gurion, too. Then tell Carol Baker I'm home, now; Tell her Mastroianni sends love from Rome now. Then get Hank Mancini And tell him Fred Fellini is waiting; Where the heck is the song? Order Scotch and ice and then Ring up Barbra Streisand and Then set up a conference call With Sammy Davis and Charles de Gaulle. Call me Walter Cronkite And tell him Nancy Dickerson said That David Brinkley was wrong. Then get Conrad Hilton in Bombay; Tell him Tuesday night I want peaches flambe. Call Chief Justice Warren And tell him Sophie Loren is worried; Is she married or not? Then call Arthur Schlesinger; No, no, send a messenger With the saddest news of the bunch: Tell Lady Bird I'll be late for lunch. Dial up Liberace And, while up, Joe Valachi And tell him Lucky sends his regards. Find out where Onassis' barge is; Call him, ship-to-shore, and reverse the charges. Locate Melvin Belli And tell Mel One-Eye Felli was scratched By Princess Margaret's rose. Then call Lollabrigida, This week she's in Wichita, And then, when you reach Cary Grant, Tell him I'd love to, but I just can't. sallysally@usa.net |
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