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Frank Zappa - Montana (Whipping Floss) lyrics
Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals) George Duke (keyboards, vocals) Ruth Underwood (percussion) Tom Fowler (bass) Chester Thompson (drums) Whipping Post! Say that again please Whipping Post! Whipping Post? Ok, just a second (Do you know that?) Oh sorry, we don't know that one Anything else? Hum me a few bars of it...please Just show me how it goes, please Just sing, sing me Whipping Post and then maybe we'll play it with you Ooh-ooh-ooh Thank you very much And now... Judging from the way you sang it, it must be a John Cage composition, right? Here we go...Montana One two, one two three four I might be movin' to... Hold it! Hold it! We can't possibly start the song off like that! Good god!!! That's inexcusable! What happened to you last night? (George has a tape of it) George has a tape of it? Ok, we'll use that in the second show Ready? Montana... Wait a minute...Whipping Post No...Montana One two, one two three four It's too fast for you! One two, one two three four I might be moving to Helsinki soon Just to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss Raisin' it up Waxen it down Tying it to the Whipping Post In the middle of town But by myself I wouldn't Have no boss, Cause I'd be raisin' my lonely Whipping Post Raisin' my lonely Whipping Post Raisin' my lonely Whipping Post Well I just might grow me some thongs But I'd leave the hippy stuff To somebody else...how 'bout Chester? And then I would Get a person Tie him up To the Whipping Post And beat the living shit out of him So that guy in the audience was satisfied But by myself I wouldn't Have no boss, 'Cause I'd be raisin' my lonely Whipping Post-Floss Movin' to Montana soon Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon (how unique!) Movin' to Montana soon Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune (yes, it's such a ballad at this tempo) Little Booger-bear Boogers everywhere And now for the thrilling conclusion to that song... |
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