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Composer: Ween

Ween - Mister Richard Smoker lyrics



mister richard smoker
you're a poopey poker
chardonnay & cocaine in the spa
cigarettes and coffee breath
little boys on crystal meth
tonight we'll tango in the street
you eat
dog meat

mister richard smoker
you're a chicken choker
tonight you're gonna
let it all hang out
pantihose and aqua net
smokin' menthol cigarettes
tonight we'll tango in the street
you eat
dog meat

smoke!

(solos)

you eat
dog meat

mister richard smoker
you're an Ono Yoker
cognac and black coffee
with the boys
dancin' in your buster browns
whirlin' to the techno sounds
your hands are wet
your hair is slick
you smoke
big dick

mister richard smoker
you're a velvet coker
Bruce and Geoff will
pick you up at ten
goin' out
dancin' in the city
friday night
gotta look pretty
tonight we'll tango in the street
you eat
dog meat
Songs list of album: Live at Stubb's, 7/2000 (2002)
         Title Rating
01   Buckingham Green lyrics   -
02    Spinal Meningitis (Got Me Down) lyrics Add lyrics   -
03    The Stallion, Pt. 3 lyrics Add lyrics   -
04    Bananas and Blow lyrics Add lyrics   -
05    Waving My Dick in the Wind lyrics Add lyrics   -
06   Mister Richard Smoker lyrics   -
07   Fat Lenny lyrics   -
08   Even If You Don't lyrics   -
09   Voodoo Lady lyrics   -
10    The H.I.V. Song lyrics Add lyrics   -
11   Marble Tulip Juicy Tree lyrics   -
12    Back to Basom lyrics Add lyrics   -
13   Captain Fantasy lyrics   -
14    Sketches of Winkle lyrics Add lyrics   -
15    Mister Would You Please Help My Pony? lyrics Add lyrics   -
16   Ocean Man lyrics   -
17    Exectly Where I'm At lyrics Add lyrics   -
18    Booze Me Up and Get Me High lyrics Add lyrics   -
19   Stroker Ace lyrics   -
20    A Tear for Eddie lyrics Add lyrics   -
21    Big Jilm lyrics Add lyrics   -
22   Little Birdy lyrics   -
23    Squelch the Weasel lyrics Add lyrics   -
24   Sorry Charlie lyrics   -
25    Wayne's Pet Youngin' lyrics Add lyrics   -
26    Hot for Teacher lyrics Add lyrics   -
27    Ice Castles lyrics Add lyrics   -
28    She Wanted to Leave lyrics Add lyrics   -
29    Put the Coke on My Dick lyrics Add lyrics   -
30    Homo Rainbow lyrics Add lyrics   -
31    L.M.L.Y.P. [Plus Bonus Mpeg Video] lyrics Add lyrics   -
 

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