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Composer: Yobs

The Vandals - C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S lyrics



[Originally by The Yobs]

"c" is for your little clit when i go down beneath. "h" is for your pubic hair that sticks between my teeth. "r" is for your rectum, that "i" fuck with my dick. christmas comes but once a year and makes me fucking sick. "s" is for your shitty asshole, clinkers 'round your bum, "t" is for your massive tits that make me want to cum. "m" is for masturbation, when you're not here with me. "a" is for the agony of catching your vd. "s" is for the syphilis that rots away my prick, christmas comes but once a year and makes me fucking sick. "s" is for the syphilis that rots away my ding-dong merrily along, the chapel bells are ringing. ding-dong merrily along, my fucking balls are swinging. whoa, whoa whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa, whoa, whoa whoa....the chapel bells are ringing. (more whoa's) ...my fucking balls are swinging!
Songs list of album: Christmas with the Vandals: Oi to the World! (1996)
         Title Rating
01    A Gun for Christmas lyrics Add lyrics   -
02    Grandpa's Last X-Mas lyrics Add lyrics   -
03    Thanx for Nothing lyrics Add lyrics   -
04    Oi to the World! lyrics Add lyrics   -
05    Nothing's Going to Ruin My Holiday lyrics Add lyrics   -
06    Christmas Time for My Penis lyrics Add lyrics   -
07    I Don't Believe in Santa Claus lyrics Add lyrics   -
08    My First X-Mas (As a Woman) lyrics Add lyrics   -
09    Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies lyrics Add lyrics   -
10    Here I an Lord lyrics Add lyrics   -
11    Hang Myself from the Tree lyrics Add lyrics   -
12   C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S lyrics   -
13    Overture lyrics Add lyrics   -
 

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