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Eddie Cantor - Eddie Cantor's Automobile Song lyrics
I don’t care for diamond rings Real estate and other things What’s a million dollars more or less? I don’t care to own a yacht They can’t mean an awful lot My ambition you will never guess I wanna get myself an automobile with a horn that goes (honks horn) I’ll be in heaven when I’m there at the wheel and the darn thing blows (honks horn) I’ve never had a girl that I could pet Cause with a face like mine, they’re hard to get But with a horn upon my little coupe Things will be coming my way! Let me tell you why girls won’t pass me by They must fall for my (honks horn) I wanna get myself an- Police Officer: Pull over there! Pull over! What’s a matter with you? What’s the idea of coming down here at forty miles an hour? Besides, you’re drivin’ on the wrong side of the street! And I had my hand up and you went right ahead! I suppose you know you’ll lose your license for this. Eddie: The joke’s on you, Officer. I ain’t got a license! I wanna get myself an automobile With a horn that goes (honks horn) It’s the only horn that has sex appeal when the darn thing blows (honks horn) The girls will flock around each time it’s played Cause I’m the piper who must be paid Let me give you boys a bit of advice If your girls are like ice If you can’t get by with your scotch and rye Then I’ll loan you my (honks horn) Ah! |
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