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Cledus T. Judd - Did I Shave My Back for This? lyrics
Parody Of Did I Shave My Legs For This? by Deana Carter (Deana CarterRhonda Hart) PolyGram (ASCAP)Door Number Two Music (ASCAP)Miller Moo (BMI). New lyrics by Cledus T. JuddChris ClarkAdam Dread, Cledus Crap AnthemsLa-Po Music, Inc. (SESAC)Of Music, Inc. (ASCAPMan Of Leisure Music (BMI) A mason jar full of shine A CD of Leann Rhimes Is what I bought for our anniversary tonight Now here I stand with my petunias in hand And you've got a headache again I hit a yard sale cut my toenails Trimmed my nose hairs just right I thought you'd be impressed By my new hunting vest But there's no chance tonight It ain't the first time this year It'll be the TV and beer I about forgot what's its like to be here As I sleep on the floor While she sniffles and snores Did I shave my back for this Oh man Aww woo This things duller than a dag burn butter knife Now I'll bet she'll regret That she didn't let Me take her to that motel with a pool You know its so hard to find Free HBO and Showtime And them vibrating beds sure are cool I souped up my RV Fired up my Flobee Trimmed my toupee just right I tried self tanning cream it turned my skin green Uh you know the directions uh said that it might Well its a mystery to me Why she don't like Cledus T. Most find me hard to resist I'm wearing my brand new drawers And wondering what the heck for Did I shave my back for this DEE-ANNA Did I shave my back for this Ohh ohh ohh (Coughs) |
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