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Cledus T. Judd - If Shania Was Mine lyrics
Parody of Any Man Of Mine by Shania Twain (S. TwainR. Lange) Loon Echo Music (BMI)Zomba Enterprises (ASCAP) New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd and Cris Clark, La-Po Music (BMI)Chris Clark Publishing Designee. This is what Cledus T. wants... If Shania was mine Wouldn't be proud of me Couldn't hardly blame her Cuz I'm so derned ugly But on our first date We could have a good time If I got her on the moonshine If Shania was mine Say it fit just right Though my polyester suit was just a little too tight And there's no way I'd have a bad hair day Cuz I'd buy a new toupee' Oh, I'd love to seduce her But she married her producer Now all I do is pray, pray, pray! She'll get a deevorce someday If Shania was mine I'd probably lose my mind If she only squeezed me, teased me Pleased me one good time And if she only knew All the things I'd do I'd be the lawn mowin, crop growin Tater peelin, house cleanin kind If Shania was mine Ha huh If Shania was mine She'd have to agree Can't no one cook road kill better than me Add a dozen mountain oysters and some old fatback She'd say |
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