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Ray Stevens - I Don't Need None of That lyrics
I Don't Need None of That I was laid up in the bed feeling green as a frog. I had to get well or die. I was as sick as a dog, When there came a knockin' on my door and it just wouldn't stop. So I crawled to the door. This dude shot me a smile. He said I'm from the cemetery down the road 'bout a mile and was wondering could I interest you in buying a shady little plot. I said "What?!" He said "Plot!" I said "Definitely not! ... and let me tell you somethin' right now!" I don't need none of that. I don't need none of that. Just get away from my door and don't come back any more 'cuz I've got all I can tote. Let that be all that she wrote. I don't need none of that. Well in the sweepstakes lately I won me the chance To take an all-expenses-paid trip to Paris, France But I had to get there on a big jet plane and that's a problem for me. I sat down next to a Frenchman who just happened to say That he had had a premonition just the other day That we were hijacked by terrorists and crashed like a rock in the sea! I said "Sea!?" He said "Oui!" I said "Mercy Mon Ami! Let 'moi' make this perfectly clear" I don't need none of that. I don't need none of that. Just put your headset on and leave me alone. I've got all I can tote. Let that be all that she wrote. I don't need none of that. Yeah now why is it friends, when you've got all you can bare you can always count on some clown being there with exactly the right words to say to make things even worse? Like the time my wife was jealous, thought I'd been runnin' around So I had taken her to dinner and a night on the town When these buddies of mine went and hired a shapely young miss. They sent her over to my table and in front of my wife. She said "Hey Ramon! Where were you last night? How 'bout I crawl up in your lap and give you a great big kiss?" I said "Kiss?" She said "Yes!" I said "Oh my goodness miss. Did you happen to see the movie 'Fatal Attraction'?" I don't need none of that. I don't need none of that. Just keep your great big kiss and pay attention to this. I've got all I can tote. Let that be all that she wrote. I don't need none of that. I don't need none of that. I don't need none of that. Just take your low cut gown and slide out of town. I've got all I can tote. Let that be all that she wrote. I don't need none of that. |
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