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Composer: Harold Rome

Barbra Streisand - Miss Marmelstein lyrics



Miss marmelstein! miss marmelstein! miss marmelstein!
Oh, why is it always miss marmelstein?
Miss marmelstein? miss marmelstein?
Other girls get called by their first names right away
They get cozy intimate ... do you know what i mean?
Nobody calls me: "hey, baby doll!"
Or "honey dear" or "sweetie pie"
Even my first name would be preferable
Though it's terrible, it might be better: it's yetta!
Or perhaps my second name that's tessye
Spells t-e-s-s-y-e!
But no, no, it's always miss marmelstein!
You'd think at least miss m. they could try...
Miss marmelstein! miss marmelstein!
Miss marmelstein! miss marmelstein! miss marmelstein!
Oh, i could die!
I'm a very willing secretary
Enjoy my work as my employer will corroborate
Except for one disappointment one fly in the ointment
It's great i mean simply great
But the aggravation of my situation
I might as well get it off my chest
It's the drum appellation
Oh pardon the big words i apply
But i was an english major at c.c.n.y.
Drum appellation!
Well, literally i am persistently addressed
Persistently, perpetually, continually and inevitably addressed!
Believe me, it could drive a person positively psychosomatic
Why is it always miss marmelstein?
Miss marmelstein? miss marmelstein?
Other girls get called by their nick names right away
Slightly naughty or riske
Do you know what i mean? ha! ha...mmmmmmm!
Nobody calls me : "koo-chee-koo" or "boobala" or "passion pie"
Even "hey there babe!" thought not respectable
Ain't so objectable
It's kind of crummy but chummy
Of course if i got married, that would do it
So, where's the lucky guy? ha...
Till then it still is miss marmelstein!
Everyday i get more and more fast
Miss marmelstein! miss marmelstein!
Miss marmelstein! miss marmelstein! miss marmelstein!
Oh...oh...oh...!
I could bust!
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06    Lover, Come Back to Me lyrics Add lyrics   -
07   A Sleepin' Bee lyrics   -
08   Miss Marmelstein lyrics   -
09    I'm the Greatest Star/Second Hand Rose/Don't Rain on My Parade [medley] lyrics Add lyrics   -
10    Something Wonderful/Being Alive [medley] lyrics Add lyrics   -
11    As Time Goes/Speak Low [medley] lyrics Add lyrics   -
12   Alfie lyrics   -
13   Evergreen lyrics   -
14    Dialogue (Father, Pt. 1) lyrics Add lyrics   -
15    Papa Can You Hear Me?/You'll Never Know lyrics Add lyrics   -
16    A Piece of Sky lyrics Add lyrics   -
17    Entr'acte lyrics Add lyrics   -
18   Putting It Together lyrics   -
19    On a Clear Day (You Can See Forever) lyrics Add lyrics   -
20    Send in the Clowns lyrics Add lyrics   -
21    Happy Days Are Here Again/Get Happy/Guilty/I Finally Found Someone lyrics Add lyrics   -
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26    The Main Event/Fight lyrics Add lyrics   -
27    Dialogue (Father, Pt. 2) lyrics Add lyrics   -
28    I Dreamed of You lyrics Add lyrics   -
29    At the Same Time lyrics Add lyrics   -
30    Auld Lang Syne (Ballad) lyrics Add lyrics   -
31    Dialogue (Barbra/Brother Time) lyrics Add lyrics   -
32   People lyrics   -
33    New Year's Eve/Auld Lang Syne (Celebration) lyrics Add lyrics   -
34    Everytime You Hear Auld Lang Syne [Barbra/Audience] lyrics Add lyrics   -
35   Happy Days Are Here Again lyrics   -
36   Don't Like Goodbyes lyrics   -
37    I Believe/Somewhere lyrics Add lyrics   -
 

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