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Composer: Chinga Chavin, Snakebite Jacobs

Kinky Friedman - Asshole from El Paso lyrics



(Chinga Chavin, Kenny “Snakebite” Jacobs)

We don't have no lovin's in El Paso
We don't go to porno picture shows
We don't swap our wives with our neighbors
And we keep our kids away from Mexico.

And I'm proud to be an asshole from El Paso
A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.
You walk down the street knee-deep in tacos
Ta-ta-ta-tacos
And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour.

We don't wipe our asses on Old Glory,
God and Lone Star beer are things we trust.
We keep our women virgins till they're married
So hosin' sheep is good enough for us.

And I'm proud to be an asshole from El Paso
A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.
You walk down the street knee-deep in tacos
Ta-ta-ta-tacos
And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour.

I'm proud to be an asshole from El Paso
A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.
You walk down that street knee-deep in tacos
Ta-ta-ta-tacos
And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour
Songs list of album: Old Testaments & New Revelations (1992)
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02   Western Union Wire lyrics   -
04   Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed lyrics   -
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14    Tramp on the Street lyrics Add lyrics   -
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18    Wild Man from Borneo lyrics Add lyrics   -
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21    They Ain't Makin' Jews Like Jesus Anymore lyrics Add lyrics   -
 

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