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Rodney Carrington - All About Sex lyrics
Madison Gale country flower is pooh de pooh freshener, that's what it is. Look it smells like a country flower!! Who wants to eat a country flower? Make a flavor we like chicken, beef bullion, anything. Give me a reason to take my hat off and go down there. I feel like chicken tonight, chicken tonight I had three sisters growin' up there was shit in that bathtub I didn't no what it was intill i was 25 years old. Momma had that big water bottle thing hangin off in there. To me that was just a really neat squirt gun. I was in there tryin' to blow it up, bmmmmmp You cant blow that sum bitch up either youll bust a blood vessel out your head Dont suck on it, ewwww Momma said get that outta your mouth do you know where that's been?!?! She just wants to kill ya cause she thinks shes raisin a fuckin' heathen. Daddy's laughin' his ass off cuz hes in there 3 hours earlier doin the same damn thing He didn't no what it was either He's in the front yard waterin' the plants with that sum bitch You don't see those anymore The days of the water bottle are gone Women now days are just naturally fresh They figured out soap works! I married a woman that got's a identical twin sister And uh they look just a like Naturally my wife is well i mean she's... I married way over my fuckin' head. She's gorgeous If she walked in here right now youd be like fmmmmmmmmp what the fuck howd you get her? Personality, that's all i had! But I'll tell you this you marry a twin you date a twin you fuck one you pretty much wanna fuck the other Call me crazy Now here's some real good advice Don't ever bring that up! That was a shity Christmas I got news for ya. I aint never planed to get married Men never plan to get married women do! I'm gonna get married I'm gonna have a big house and hes gonna work and I'm not. Dream on hooker, dream the fuck on. You wanna know why a man gets married I'll tell ya why a man gets married. A man gets married because hes been in a realtionship for so long that he just fuckin' gives up. Alright I'll marry ya. You happy? Oh yeah hahahaha Then comes the planing of the weddin' And everyday is an advent to her What do you think about the napkins and the sign in book and my dress and my panties and blah blah blah fuckin blah I don't give a shit just make sure theres beer and whiskey when the shits over with Cause ill tell ya somethin' boys at this point and time you dont even no how bad you screwed up. You just know theres a big advent coming up and someone your involved. Then comes the day of the weddin'. Yer dressed up and she's dressed up No turnin' back now is there hmmm nmmmm. Everybody shakin your head taken your picture congratulations You just won a seat in the fuckin senate for all you know Yer clueless cooo cooo cooo cooo cooo coo Afterwards yer at the reception drinkin beer with your buddies oblivious to what the fuck you just did Woooooooooo you sum bitch ya did it you got married you bastard Then everybody just leaves What the hey! Wwwwait where you all goin' Now dont you just leave me here. |
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