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The Chenille Sisters - Great to Be a Guy lyrics
Oh there’s lots of reasons it’s great There’s lots of reasons it’s great Oh, there’s lots of reasons it’s great to be a guy You don’t have to have three-hour phone calls with your mother Everything on your face gets to stay its original color If a repairman is coming over, you don’t have to clean And if you retain water, well honey, it’s in a canteen When you get married, the wedding plans take care of themselves Our dress is two thousand bucks, but you can just rent Now isn’t that swell Old friends really don’t care if you’ve gotten fat or slim You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him Oh there’s lots of reasons it’s great There’s lots of reasons it’s great Oh, there’s lots of reasons it’s great to be a guy You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness Ten minutes tops you’re showered, ready, and dressed Hot wax never even comes near your bikini line None of your coworkers has the power to make you break down and cry The drawbacks here are few like maybe say if you Got your head caught in an industrial wood chipper you’re not allowed to cry Don’t you know there’s lots of reasons it’s great There’s lots of reasons it’s great Oh, there’s lots of reasons it’s great to be a guy It doesn’t matter wherever you are when you have to go You can just open the door, step outside, write your name in the snow If you’re thirty-four and single nobody notices -- not even one Putting your feet in stirrups is optional and fun Oh there’s lots of reasons it’s great There’s lots of reasons it’s great Oh, there’s lots of reasons it’s great to be a guy Great to be a guy |
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