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Blue Fringe - Flippin Out lyrics
Tell me if I'm wrong, but it happens alot Ben Yehudah on erev Shabbat I'm on my way to Mea Shearim When suddenly I hear a high pitched scream I turn around to see what that could be And then I notice two seminary girls And they hug and shriek Cause they haven't seen each other In one whole week I start to think that girls are gashmeus I tell myself that I'm above that shtus So I break up with her, my life long friend Kavod Habriut is just pretend And now I'm thinking that I'm super shtark Cause I only wear white shirts and dark pants And maybe a black hat too Now let me take a good look at you I'm flippin' out And my Rebbe's shepping nachas I'm flippin' out And my parents will kick my tuchus I just heard a half hour halacha shiur And decide to change the way I've lived for 18 years I fought with my parents that they're incorrect Well what about kibud av v'am, a little respect? My parents ask "Are you ever coming home?" But I just ask them for a loan Because money I only spend on serforim I got a Rambam Ritvah Rashbah and all the Rishoim No more movies, it's pritzus city! No more english music cause she might be pretty! Now it's only Carlbach and Miami boys That's all the stuff I used to call noise I'm getting frummer, yeah I'm on my way Just gotta learn all those catch phrases that I'll need to say Like "shkoyach" and "mestamuh" too Cause I know if I don't say them I'm not a frum Jew I'm flippin out And I never shave my face I'm flippin out Cause I never leave the bais I'm flippin out And I'll never take a shower I'm flippin out Cause this country's got no water power! I'm flippin out And you're varfen up s'voras I'm flippin out But I eat and sleep Gemorahs I'm flippin out And I think I can give a shiur I'm flippin out But I've been "shtygin" for a year I'm flippin out And now you only eat cholent I'm flippin out And nothing rhymes with cholent! I'm flippin out And now I'm starting to smoke I'm flippin out Hey! This song was just a joke |
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