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 | "Lanky" Frank Lynch - Honky Tonk Professor lyricsDon't go talking none of your best jive; It don't cut no ice with me; I'm the honky tonk professor; and what teach is misery; I'm gonna teach you where the deal goes down; and when the action starts; I have a PhD in the ways of love; and a masters in broken hearts; (Chorus) Well, the line forms right outside the door; with the flashing neon sign; You better really hit the books now baby; I'd hate to waste your mind; I'd hate to waste your mind; This semester ends at 2am; and the hour is quite late; Honey, you better cram for your final exam; if you want to matriculate; (Chorus) | 
 
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