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Harley String Band - The Snake Song lyrics
Chorus Heaven sakes We’re having snakes Snakes for breakfast Snakes for lunch Snakes for even Sunday brunch Tastes like chicken With a crunch Verses 1 When you dine on boa constrictor Will you find that you’re the victor For there’s not a sure predictor Of your fate Beware that snake’s a trickster You may find you’re in a fix, sir As a culinary mixture On his plate Chorus Verse 2 So you see a simple garter Gets my gustatory ardor And you know it fills my larder With such ease Some say that I’m a martyr I should be a little smarter Just pass the cream of tartar If you please Chorus Verse 3 When you cook an anaconda Bigger than a Honda You may find you’re kinda fonda Of the taste When cooking anaconda Don’t ever let him wanda He’ll squeeze and finely grind’ya Into paste Chorus Verse 4 If you choose to eat a python Not that I’m imply’n It’s a dish that I’m supply’n Whole or ground But if you eat a python You’re bound to leave me cry’n For there’s not a rhyme for python To be found Chorus |
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