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The Poxy Boggards - Lager Than Life lyrics
I'd rather have lager than life. I'll take a strong stout over strife. I'd prefer to confer with a half-pint of ale than live a long life 'til my private parts fail. For life without liquor is to no avail, so bring me lager for life. I'd rather have whiskey than wealth. For riches bring thieves of great stealth. The wealthy drink wine and unpleasant they dine, but give me a keg and a fine turkey leg and I'll eat drink and toast to your health. I'd rather have lager than life. I'll take a strong stout over strife. I'd prefer to confer with a half-pint of ale than live a long life 'til my private parts fail. For life without liquor is to no avail, so bring me lager for life. I'd rather have beer than have fame, For drinking too much saves the game. No bravery to virtue, that warfare can hurt you, let other men fight while I drink every night and gain a less sober acclaim. I'd rather have lager than life. I'll take a strong stout over strife. I'd prefer to confer with a half-pint of ale than live a long life 'til my private parts fail. For life without liquor is to no avail, so bring me lager for life. I'll take good ale over girls. They titter and play with their curls. Young women complain and cause me great pain, but with ale is my mate, I'll thank God for my fate, while I give her a necklace of pearls. I'd rather have lager than life. I'll take a strong stout over strife. I'd prefer to confer with a half-pint of ale than live a long life 'til my prvate parts fail. For a life without liquor is to no avail, So bring me lager for life. |
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