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The Constructus Corporation - Long Street lyrics
The people of long street lived very simple lives They had wonderful natures and were never impolite Up until the day the juju man came to town Now check it out as I break it down: Mrs Lekkerlegs was busy hanging her washing on the line So what happened next was definitely, like, the last thing on her mind An unfamiliar voice behind her said, "how do you do?" "oh, I'm very well thanks," she replied, "but now who are you?" the strange character in the top hat and the long black coat introduced himself politely and then said, "on that note, I'd like to show you another something that I doubt you've ever seen Here, take a look at this beautiful machine" The strange little gadget started changing like magic Then cleverly made its way up to the clothes line In the blink of an eye it removed all the clothes Then spun them around till they were dry And had them all folded very neatly in no time "oh my," said Mrs Lekkerlegs, who was quite taken aback and very curious about this mysterious character in black very soon the whole town was making a scene about the juju man and his amazing machine Well something very extraordinary is going to happen, At the long street carnival The next day the juju man went walking through town Well aware of what everybody was talking about He had some time to kill before his appointment a little later with the mayor So he took this opportunity to socialize a bit Now just between you 'n me the most surprising shit's about to spark The strangest things have got a habit of coming out of the dark Just when you expect them least, lies never rest in peace anyway, today was kind of like an important day, ja everybody had come to see the juju man's special present for the mayor he greeted the crowd with a bow then opened his big fat sack and at that, presented the mayor with a black back-pack everybody standing around went: "ooh!" The mayor put it on, then was like, "mm, what does it do?" All of a sudden, two long metal arms with bright red buttons at the end Extended from out of the back-pack, "Grab a hold of them my friend" The mayor followed this instruction then felt the power surge As the special metal wings emerged Then everybody cried out with glee As the mayor took off clumsily like a bumble-bee Well something very extraordinary is going to happen, At the long street carnival (meanwhile in the woods) snufflegruff called an important meeting with the boom band "something funny's going on, and we'd better do something about it soon, man there's a humungous metal fungus spreading and everyone's acting weird and the strangest thing of all is we're the only one's who can see it we gotta do something to get everyone's attention then hit them with our super-natural frequency selection we can build a big thing on the back of my grandpa's donkey cart and take a nice slow cruise through town with our fat beats pumping hard we could call it: the long street carnival 'cause I know that juju man is definitely up to something horrible ok we got quite a lot of stuff to do, so come on, let's get busy the big fish is about to get taken out by some crazy little fishies! The big day arrived as advertised, and everybody got with the festive vibe As the sun rose to bless the sky by shining extra bright Snufflegruff mesmerized these humans with his magnificent vibration Even some visitors from afar were like, "man isn't this amazing?" The speakers bumped as The Boom Band freaked the funk At all the smiley people feeling the song Singing along without a care in the world all shouting and clapping All totally unaware of what was about to happen. Well something very extraordinary is going to happen, At the long street carnival The Boom Band bloomed beautifully that sunny afternoon The day the machines stopped working was a day no-one would forget soon A terribly dreadful cry pierced through the Long Street Carnival As the juju man emerged from his brand new house on the hill "AAARRGGHH!!" he cried like some kind of evil, alien new born as The Boom Bands incredible, metaphysical vibe revealed his true form people screamed as the evil fiend morphed into some kind of parktown-prawn-like monster whilst emitting an excruciatingly high-pitched shriek, like when you cook a lobster most of the crowd scattered, others started praying but The Boom Band just kept on playing the creature rose into the air squirming then started spraying this disgusting smelly yellow stuff as it flew back to its master with his tail between its legs and everybody lived happily ever after. The End. (So we hit those alien takes?) |
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