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Goober & the Peas - Cordially Invited lyrics
You and yours cordially invited To a private affair at my estate Formal attire is all that you require Respondez s'il vous plait Welcome everyone to my private party, thank you for coming Help yourself to the complimentary champagne, cocktails, H'orderves Caviar, oui or non Not too many people who know the other people So you'll have to mingle Mingle everyone, go on ahead and mingle Try and meet five new friends Come one and come all the cordially invited You and yours to my estate Formal attire is all that you require Respondez s'il vous plait Feel free to roam the grounds at your leisure My parlor features an original Renoir and Degas These columns are.... I beg your pardon, are Doric Has anyone taken a dip in my pool I keep it about 75 degrees I've taken the time (taken the care) To invite a lot of pretty ladies Young and old alike, boys and girls And the senior citizens Hello dearie, this is mister Arfunkle Berry old boy will you get her a soda At this time we'll bring out the two choices for the entree First of all we'll be roasting a pig And what else junior? (ahh shish… shish kabobs) SHISH KABOBS! Just like I said It's quite an affair the cordially invited You and yours to my estate Formal attire is all that you require Respondez s'il vous plait I've spared no expense in hiring tonight’s entertainment These boys play that bebop style jazz the kids really seem to enjoy Hello m'am, you look ravishing, could I have this da.. Sir can I cut in, thank you Alright maestros, something really swinging now ring-a-ding-a-ding, ring-a-ding-a, ring-a-ding-a-ding-da ring-a-ding-a-ding, ya-dada-daa, yadadadeeda The wait staff has been very very corporative I hope, I take it Wonderful The stars are shining, the moon is whining, and that’s reminding me How none of you ever invited me over And that kind of bothers me but not that much You got your busy lives to lead But when I moved here 27 years ago I never expected to become major in a day You’ve eaten all my food Drank all my booze And my champagne But that’s fine, that’s fine That’s why you were cordially invited With formal attire being all you were required And you showed up wearing just your jeans And you women in your halter tops None of you really mingled You didn't meet five new friends And that really ticks me offff Excuse me Moe is this on You’re probably all wondering why I brought you here tonight And more importantly what was that beef you were eating And why it tastes so good Well I took a very flavorful poison And you're now marinating for next year’s SHISH KABOB! Bon appétit You and yours cordially invited To a private affair at my estate Formal attire is all that you require Respondez s'il vous plait You and yours cordially invited To a private affair at my estate Formal attire is all you will require Respondez s'il vous plait |
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