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Composer: Bob Rivers, Bryant, Joe, O'Neil, Spike

Bob Rivers - Christmas Party Song lyrics



It's Christmas time and I'm in trouble
Got too drunk at the company affair
Sat on the copier, wore no apparel
Did it on a dare

Insulted the boss and French-kissed a stranger
Pinched his butt poured beer in his toupee
Till someone said, "You don't know the danger."
"The boss's friend is gay"

More beer for you and for me
And stories for us to share
No fear, I jumped on a desk
And danced while everyone stared

I didn't even know I put on a show
Till next morning take a look at that
It's faxed to one and all
Merry Christmas to one and all

It's Christmas time at the office party
We'll get drunk, and do annoying things
I grabbed the boss's wife by the ass
And had myself a fling

We'll goose a friend and tell off a manager
Piss him off and send him on his way
And have a toast to laugh at his anger
Pink slips on the way

"You're fired!"

More beer for you and for me
And stories for us to share
No fear, I'm happy to table dance
On cubicle square

She didn't even know she put on a show
Until the next morning, take a look at that
It's posted on the internet
Merry Christmas to one and all!

"You're fired! Oh, and uh, Merry Christmas!"
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