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Composer: Frank Zappa

Frank Zappa - Magic Fingers lyrics



Mark Volman (vocals)
Howard Kaylan (vocals)
Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)
Aynsley Dunbar (drums)
George Duke (keyboards, trombone)
Martin Lickert (bass)
Ruth Underwood (orchestra drum set)
Jim Pons (vocals)

Mark Volman & Howard Kaylan:
Ooh, the way you love me, lady,
I get so hard now I could die.
Ooh, the way you love me, sugar,
I get so hard now I could die.

Open up your pocketbook,
get another quarter out,
drop it in the meter, mama
and try me on for size.
Open up your pocketbook,
get another quarter out,
drop it in the meter, mama
and try me on for size.

Ooh, the way you squeeze me, baby,
red balloons just pop behind my eyes.
Ooh, the way you squeeze me, girl,
red balloons just pop behind my eyes.

Open up your pocketbook,
get another quarter out,
drop it in the meter, mama
and try me on for size.
Open up your pocketbook,
get another quarter out,
drop it in the meter, mama
and try me on for size.

Mark Volman:
Do you really wanna please me?

Howard Kaylan:
Y'know I do ... baby.

Mark Volman:
Well, tell me why you do it...
I really wanna know.

Howard Kaylan:
Oh no no, I wouldn't be right
for me to tell ya tonight...

Mark Volman:
You better tell me right away
or I'll dress up and go.

Howard Kaylan:
Don't get mad... it ain't no big thing.

Mark Volman:
You better tell me right away,
don't you treat me cold!

Howard Kaylan:
HOLD IT, HOLD IT, HOLD IT, HOLD IT!

Well, there are a lot of reasons why I'd drag a girl such as yourself back to this plastic hotel room ... and rip you off for spare change to run a ...to run a vibrating machine attached to this queen-size, bulk-purchase, kapok-infested, do-not-remove-tag-under-penalty-of-law type bed and, and make you take off all your little clothes ... until you are nearly stark raving nude. ( save for your chrome-with-heavy- duty-leather-thong Peace Medallion) and make you assume a series of marginally erotic poses involving a plastic chair and an old guitar strap while I did a wee-wee in your hair ... and beat you with a pair of tennis shoes I got from Jeff Beck...
Songs list of album: You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore, Vol. 6 [live] (1992)
         Title Rating
01   The M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath lyrics   -
02   The Poodle Lecture lyrics   -
03   Dirty Love lyrics   -
04   Magic Fingers lyrics   -
05   The Madison Panty-Sniffing Festival lyrics   -
06    Honey, Don't You Want a Man Like Me? lyrics Add lyrics   -
07   Father O'Blivion lyrics   -
08    Is That Guy Kidding or What? lyrics Add lyrics   -
09   I'm So Cute lyrics   -
10    White Person lyrics Add lyrics   -
11    Lonely Person Devices lyrics Add lyrics   -
12   Ms. Pinky lyrics   -
13   Shove It Right In lyrics   -
14    Wind up Workin' in a Gas Station lyrics Add lyrics   -
15    Make a Sex Noise lyrics Add lyrics   -
16    Tracy Is a Snob lyrics Add lyrics   -
17    I Have Been in You lyrics Add lyrics   -
18    Emperor of Ohio lyrics Add lyrics   -
19   Dinah-Moe Humm lyrics   -
20   He's So Gay lyrics   -
21   Camarillo Brillo lyrics   -
22   Muffin Man lyrics   -
23    NYC Halloween Audience lyrics Add lyrics   -
24   The Illinois Enema Bandit lyrics   -
25    Thirteen lyrics Add lyrics   -
26    Lobster Girl lyrics Add lyrics   -
27   Black Napkins lyrics   -
28   We're Turning Again lyrics   -
29   Alien Orifice lyrics   -
30   Catholic Girls lyrics  
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31   Crew Slut lyrics   -
32    Tryin' to Grow a Chin lyrics Add lyrics   -
33   Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance lyrics   -
34    Lisa's Life Story lyrics Add lyrics   -
35   Lonesome Cowboy Nando lyrics   -
36    200 Motels Finale lyrics Add lyrics   -
37   Strictly Genteel lyrics   -
 

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