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Paul Thorn - Ain't Love Strange lyrics
Down at Donnie's strip club They all know my name I can't get a woman So I sit beside the stage I think Heather really likes me As she wiggles in my face Takes my forty dollars Turns and walks away Ain't love strange They honeymooned a week or two Until the thrill was gone Now down the street those newlyweds Been fighting all night long Through a hail of flying dishes The police finally came They hauled 'em off in separate cars With cuff and ankle chains Ain't love strange Ain't love stra-a-a-a-a-a-ange Ain't love strange Ain't love stra-a-a-a-a-a-ange Ain't love strange Two gay nympho Quakers On the Jerry Springer show Came strutting out in lingerie To let their family know Their daddy lost his temper When they walked out on the stage Their mama said, "I love my sons, No matter how they've changed" Ain't love strange Ten roosters in the barnyard And just one little hen They jockey for position By cock-a-doodle-in' They flap their wings And strut around Sometimes they fight all day Those fresh eggs ain't the only thing That's needing to get laid Ain't love strange Ain't love stra-a-a-a-a-a-ange Ain't love strange Ain't love stra-a-a-a-a-a-ange Ain't love strange Now God and mama Will love you unconditionally Your woman will love you If you're faithful Your dog will love you If you throw him a bone The devil will love you If you sin Your children will love you If you buy them some candy And I will love you If you put on that Blue and white polka-dot miniskirt With black stiletto heels And just let me sit back And watch you do an interpretive dance To this little groove I got going, one, two Ain't love strange Ain't love stra-a-a-a-a-a-ange Ain't love strange Ain't love stra-a-a-a-a-a-ange Ain't love strange I can't figure it Ain't love stra-a-a-a-a-a-ange Ain't love strange Ain't love stra-a-a-a-a-a-ange |
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