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Fascinating Aida - Kangaroo (Reincarnation Song) lyrics
On the day I kick the bucket, it won't vex me in the least; I shall pop my clogs with certain glee; For I know that I'll return in the form of a beast, And I've chosen the animal I want to be; For if I've got to come back a second time, I think I'd rather be a kangaroo; I quite agree a panda or a tiger would be grander, But they'll either all have died out or be living in a zoo; If I chose to be a crocodile or 'gator, My power would undoubtedly be far far greater, But it would be a snag If I got turned into a bag; So I'd rather be a kangaroo. So if I've got to return to this valley of tears, I'd like to bounce about the bush all day; As a pig, I'd just be pork on the prongs of someone's fork- If I were destined for the oven, I would be far from gay. As a rhino, I'd be hunted for my horn; As a pheasant, I'd be shot by someone frightf'lly nobly born; As an insect, I'd be sprayed, As a pussycat, I'd be spayed So I'd rather be a kangaroo So when I shuffled off this mortal coil, A marsupial would get my vote; As a wildebeeste, I'd hate not being able to migrate; As a mink, I'd doubtless end up as Ivana Trump's coat; As a butterfly I'd probably be collected As a gibbon or macaque, I'd be horribly vivisected As an eagle, I'd be best, But then some berk would raid my nest, So I'd rather be a kangaroo Boing boing boing boing Bouncing underneath the gums Boing boing boing boing Joeys sleeping in our tums Boing boing boing boing Eucalyptus, yum yum yum Boing boing boing boing Australia here we come |
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