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Mojo Nixon - I Hate Banks lyrics
I hate banks... I just can't stand 'em. Gimme a shovel & man I'll plant 'em. Six feet under thats where they belong... I hate banks is the name of this song. I think I'll rob myself one or two... Yeah I hate banks, yeah, how 'bout you? Well...lend me a nickel & lend me a dime, repossess my house any old time. Financial institutions think they're so high faluting... Just a bunch of fruits in three piece suits, trying to steal all my loot. Things are smelling pretty rank, We must be near a stinking bank. Smells worse than Rockefellars feet, Wall Street can eat my meat. Yeah throw the moneylenders out of the temple; I hate banks its just that simple. Royal Crown Palm Ade Tin, is a the best thing to keep your money in. Mason jar is okay too, if you see a bank well you know what to do. Now, lemme tell you people something... The only banks I like, well, I like Ernie Banks alright. And I like the banks of the Mississippi River... Yeah, and I like banks of fender twin reverb... Electric guitar amplifiers behind me, raging on the stages... Well,when I walk in they treat me like a dog; want to hit them in the head with a doo-doo log. Republicans, one and all... Their talleywhackers are mighty small. Stealing from the poor gonna give to the rich... Wanna make the bank president twitch in a ditch. Yeah, see that teller with the blue hair, giving me the evil-eye stare. Won't cash my check don't like my ID... got the security guard after me. If I was E. F. Sloane, I'd say the Dow Jones can suck my bone. Yeah. Everybody say the three magic words! I want you to help me say the words! I want you to repeat after me! I HATE BANKS! Can't stand 'em! I HATE BANKS! Don't Like 'em! I HATE BANKS! Bunch of Foo-Foo's! I HATE BANKS! Contrary like a big zit! I hate banks... I just can't stand 'em. Gimme a shovel & man I'll plant 'em. Six feet under thats where they belong... I hate banks is the name of this song. I think I'll rob myself one or two... Yeah I hate banks, yeah, how 'bout you? Now lemme tell you something... I'm not real fond of the PHONE COMPANY either! You know? Yeah, and I don't like the cable TV company. You know why I don't like the cable TV company? Cause they just be sucking that stuff right out the sky! THEY don't have to pay nuttin for it! I just get me one of them bootleg cable boxes, and get me one of them climb the pole and stick the thing in... I ain't gonna pay for it! NOOOOO!!!!" |
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