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Mojo Nixon - Ufo's Big Rig's & BBQ lyrics
[00:03.49]Howdy! [00:06.35]I'm gonna tell y'all a story you ain't gonna believe [00:09.58]It's about UFOs, big rigs, and barbecue [00:16.87]Well, I'm squishin' armadillos out on Interstate 10 [00:22.42]Headin' out of Houston once again [00:27.68]Then I seen somethin shootin' right across the sky [00:33.01]All covered in fur with one big eye... Shazam [00:38.53]So I stomped on my brakes, let my baby whine [00:43.87]I'm havin' me a close encounter of the diesel kind [00:49.34]Then the spaceman spoke, it sound sorta funny [00:54.63]Kinda like a Yankee banker all outta money [00:58.56]You know what he told me? He said: [01:00.50]"Well, UFOs are big rigs [01:03.15]That come from Outer Space [01:06.01]Stoppin' off at the truck stop Earth [01:08.95]Lookin' for some food to eat [01:11.27]Ya can't get no Beanie Weenies [01:13.82]Out past the Great Unknown [01:16.75]UFOs are big rigs far from home" [01:22.32]Now that furry flyin' saucer guy said he was lookin' for some barbecue! [01:26.80]So I took him down to Dreamland Barbecue down in Tuscaloosa, Alabama. [01:30.64]You know what we got? [01:32.10]We got ribs, white bread, and ice cold beer [01:38.28]We was eatin' so hard I didn't even stare [01:41.47]And that boy was ugly too [01:43.68]Said the waitress reminded him of someone who was far, far away [01:48.90]Took another white pill, another long day [01:52.48]Everybody now! [01:54.36]Well, UFOs are big rigs [01:57.09]That come from Outer Space [02:00.07]Stoppin' off at the truck stop Earth [02:02.82]Lookin' for some food to eat [02:05.14]Ya can't get no Beanie Weenies [02:07.67]Out past the Great Unknown [02:10.59]Yeah, UFOs are big rigs far from home [02:14.48]C'mon, boys, I think I see Mr. Spock over there! Hey! [02:29.31]Then that space alien said somethin' that was music [02:32.12]To my truck drivin' carbuncle-budded ears: [02:36.78]"Well, out past Mars ain't no speed limit!" [02:42.65]Said he owns his space truck, he don't rent it [02:47.78]And his back was achin', could he somewhere get him a massage? [02:53.24]There stood Sapphire's Space Age Love Garage [02:56.83]Ha Ha! C'mon! [02:58.56]Well, UFOs are big rigs [03:01.33]That come from Outer Space [03:04.31][03:47.65]Stoppin' off at the truck stop Earth [03:07.01]Lookin' for some food to eat [03:09.25]Ya can't get no Beanie Weenies [03:11.91]Out past the Great Unknown [03:14.62]Yeah, UFOs are big rigs far from home [03:19.88]Yeah, UFOs are big rigs far from home [03:26.63]Man, that boy shot outta here faster than Richard Petty! [03:32.71]Look at that antenna he's got! [03:34.44]I betcha he could pick up Dave Nemo and tha Road Gang on the other side of the Sun! |
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