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Mojo Nixon - I Ain't Gonna Piss in No Jar lyrics
Well I ain't gonna pee-pee in no cup Unless Nancy Reagan's gonna drink it up Said "yo, Nancy," we just say NO, no, no-no-no-no-no Well, go ahead and fire me from my job 'Cause there's one little thing you ain't gonna rob That' my freedom and my liberty Well I ain't gonna piss in no jar Them evil peckerheads, they done gone Way too far I wouldn't pee in their mouths if they were dyin' of thirst Yeah we gotta get rid of this evil curse I'm alive! And I'm fighting this jive Everybody should go to Washington We could have ourselves a little fun You know - they want our piss? I think we oughtta give it to 'em… Surround the White House with a urinary moat So Ronny and Nancy will have to float on a boat Get across a steamin' stinky yellow pee-pee sea Well I ain't gonna piss in no jar Them evil peckerheads, they done gone Way too far You know Thomas Jefferson's gonna be mighty pissed When he finds out about this, I said: "come back from the dead, Tom, And sock 'em in the head!" Why's everybody so afraid of drugs? Man, they're afraid of what the drugs gonna DO to us Well I ain't gonna pee-pee in no cup Unless Nancy Reagan's gonna drink it up I said "yo, Nancy," we just say NO, no, no-no-no-no-no Well, go ahead and throw me in some jail Ram hot spikes up my tail But you're not gonna get a drop of pee-pee out of me! Well I ain't gonna piss in no jar I ain't gonna piss in no jar I ain't gonna piss in no jar I ain't gonna piss in no jar I ain't gonna piss in no jar You know…Foghorn Leghorn wouldn't piss in no jar! Patrick Henry didn't say "give me liberty or give me a urine sample," now did he? Huey Long wouldn't piss in no jar! What's gonna be next, the doo-doo police? |
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