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Composer: Steve Poltz, Davis, Bill

Mojo Nixon - U.P.S. My Heart to You lyrics



She was screamin' in my face
That she needed more space
So I gave her Nasa's number
Now my whole life's a bummer

There was blood in my urine
Whiskey was a purrin'
I'm a lookin' and a searchin'
For the shroud of Turin

CHORUS:
I'm a love, lovesick fool
I got the aorta flu
I'm gonna UPS my heart next day to you

You were comin' from Jerusalem
I was lookin' for you and him
He was covered in graves of sin
A teenage Anais Nin

CHORUS

I'm only happy when I'm pukin' blood
I'm only happy when I wallow in the mud
I like life well high on the hog
I like to lick myself like a dog

*Yep, I'm a rock and roll man--can you hear me baby*

It's a carnal knowledge
And a Phi Bet from college
A glorious rendezvous
Me and her in Katmandu

Fifty-seven midgets in a fifty-seven Chevy
Couldn't drag me away from heart of drippin' leather
Wanna pollinate your flower with my long-necked tower
While you're sittin' on my love naked in the shower

CHORUS

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Songs list of album: The Real Sock Ray Blue (1999)
         Title Rating
01    I Don't Want No Cybersex lyrics Add lyrics   -
02    The Ballad of Country Dick lyrics Add lyrics   -
03    Drunk Divorced Floozie (The Ballad of Diana Spencer) lyrics Add lyrics   -
04   U.P.S. My Heart to You lyrics  
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05    Machines Aren't Music/I Got My Mojo Working lyrics Add lyrics   -
06    Disney Is the Enemy lyrics Add lyrics   -
07    Rock & Roll Hall of Lame lyrics Add lyrics   -
08    I Gotta Crazy Wife lyrics Add lyrics   -
09    You Can't Buy Cool lyrics Add lyrics   -
10    Tankman Blues lyrics Add lyrics   -
11    Orenthal James (Was a Mighty Bad Man) lyrics Add lyrics   -
12    Redneck Rampage lyrics Add lyrics   -
13    When Did I Become My Dad lyrics Add lyrics   -
 

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