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Half Man Half Biscuit - Rod Hill Is Alive - Why? lyrics



A doyen of Topiary once told me,
That one day he would like to grow a maze,
It seemed to be quite logical
That this should be his wish.
And with that
We both went our separate ways.

They said you died at 7:00 ("seven") due to something in your head.
I asked the Sister why it wasn't someone else instead!
Tonight I cry myself a bath of tears and ask the world,
"Why is Rod Hull alive, and getting paid as well!?"

I heard a palace spokesman mention Sarah.
Said she'd known the groins of Jacques Lafitte.
She's well-prepared to be a standard-bearer.
As pure as the proverbial driven sleet!

Halfway up the reekin' with an empty flask of tea,
A fog descends and takes away my visibility.
Yet in this Helen Keller state, I'd still quite like to know
Why is Rod Hull alive, and getting paid as well!

And I wonder if they'll bring back
National Service and the Birch
And I wonder must I doubt if
They'll ever bring back The Watney Cup
Songs list of album: ACD (1989)
         Title Rating
01   The Best Things in Life lyrics   -
02   D'Ye Ken Ted Moult? lyrics   -
03   Reasons to Be Miserable, Pt. 10 lyrics   -
04   Rod Hill Is Alive - Why? lyrics   -
05   Dickie Davies Eyes lyrics   -
06   The B*****d Son of Dean Friedman lyrics   -
07   I Was a Teenage Armchair Honved Fan lyrics   -
08   Arthur's Farm lyrics   -
09   Carry on Creaming lyrics   -
10   Albert Hammond Bootleg lyrics   -
11    Reflections in a Flat lyrics Add lyrics   -
12    Sealclubbing lyrics Add lyrics   -
13    Architecture and Morality Ted and Alice lyrics Add lyrics   -
14    F***in' 'Ell It's Fred Titmus lyrics Add lyrics   -
15    Time Flies By (When You're a Driver of a Train) lyrics Add lyrics   -
16   All I Want for Christmas Is a Dukla Prague Away Kit lyrics   -
17   The Trumpton Riots lyrics   -
 

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