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Half Man Half Biscuit - Carry on Creaming lyrics
We’re hardly the fruit from a well-tended banana tree We’re hardly the Bayeux in rock’s rich tapestry We were like two rubber ducks that passed each other in the bath I can sound like Wally out of Crossroads, Kath She threw an apple in my eye, cor blimey Alex Haley was adopted, that’s what’s called a disappointment When England won the world cup back in 1966 Wembley must have been a sea of smiles Well, I think Kenneth Wolstenholme summed up the moment really well When he said “Just look at Nobby Stiles” She threw an apple in my eye, cor blimey Alex Haley was adopted, that’s what’s called a disappointment Oh they’re still cremating Hattie Jacques; I am not surprised Come on now, let’s face it, she was fat It usually takes for ever tryin’ to burn the grossly oversized Who would ever want to look that that? She had a face that could launch a thousand dredgers I could never get her on my portable TV |
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