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Half Man Half Biscuit - Albert Hammond Bootleg lyrics
Dragging my guitar round Maternity Ward. I was in search of the umbilical chord. But it was all in vain, so I jumped on a train, and when I reached my home, The kids were on the patio. Looking quite upset, So I asked them What was wrong? And they said Beware there’s an Albert Hammond bootleg in the house. In there. An Albert Hammond bootleg in the house. Some Man who introduced himself as Stanley Rouse came in, And left this Albert Hammond bootleg in the house. Talking to a girl on the south coast of France. She was on an 18/30 but I Still took a chance. But on the last night neath the stars of Marseilles. She said that Robin Askwith was funny. Oh God. How I longed for a dangerous wave, so I, could surf myself towards an early grave, I would, rather talk to plankton than to dance with you. Hope your plane back home's a DC10 Oh God. How I longed for a dangerous wave, so I, could surf myself towards an early grave, I would, rather talk to plankton than to dance with you. Hope your plane back home's a DC10 Really. Out of pure curiosity, I dug up Logie Baird, and I asked him what petrified forests See to make them all so scared. |
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