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Kevin Bloody Wilson - Me Dick (Just Dialled Your Number) lyrics



G'day
How ya goin’?
Yeah, it's me.
I didn't mean to wake ya'.
But I just couldn't sleep,
I've been trying to keep you off me mind but that’s not working out too well,
'Cause me dick just dialed ya number by himself.

Hello? You still there?
Geeze I'm glad I caught you,
It's just that every time I think of you,
I take it out on him,
And I've near on beat him senseless,
Poor bastards been through hell,
And me dick just dialed ya number by himself.

Me dick just dialed your number on his own,
He slipped the grip I had him in and bolted for the phone.

I'm getting by, I'm doin’ fine but he's missin’ you like hell,
And me dick just dialed ya number by himself.

Ah well, ‘spose I better go then.
Geeze I hope I catch ya soon,
Cause if I’m not beating him with me fist,
I’m beltin’ him with a spoon.

A frightened, lonely, battered sav,
That’s cryin’ out for help,
Me dick just dialed ya number by himself.
Me dick just dialed ya number on his own.
I’ve flogged him so hard since you’ve been gone,
He’s worn down to the bone.

I’m gettin’ by, I’m doin’ fine, but he’s missin’ you like hell,
And me dick just dialed ya number,
(Rang up from down under)
See.
Me dick just dialed ya number by himself.
Songs list of album: Let's Call Him Kev (2003)
         Title Rating
01   Me Dick (Just Dialled Your Number) lyrics  
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03    Big Fat Bum lyrics Add lyrics   -
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