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Kevin Bloody Wilson - Nigel, F**kin' Legend lyrics



Hoo Ha Hoo Ha Hoo Ha Hoo Ha
Nigel was a tribal elder from the Crackatinny Tribe
His name was Nungnungasan but we just called him Nige
Nigel, Fuckin' Legend
Gooday, this is Kev's mate Nigel and I'm here coming at ya through the stolen speakers
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble,
When you're black as the ace of spades
I can't wait to look in the mirror,
Cos I get blacker lookin' each day
To know me is to love me,
I must be one 'ell of a coon
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble,
But I'll own Australia soon
Nigel, Fuckin' Legend Ha Hoo Ha
I been everywhere man, I been everywhere man
Trouble I've 'ad my share man, I been everywhere
I been to Meekatharra, Meekatharra, Meekatharra, Meekatharra, Meekatharra, Meekatharra, Meekatharra,
Meekatharra, Meekatharra, hospital, jail, jail, jail, hospital, Meekatharra, jail
Hospital, Meekatharra, jail, hospital, I been everywhere
Hoo Ha
Give me land lots of land, a flagon and a pub,
But don't lock me up
It's not fun bein' a coon in a cell with no room,
So don't lock me up
Nigel, Fuckin' Legend
'Ow many times must a coon fall down
Before you call him a cab
The old town still look the same,
When I fell down from the train
And there to meet me was the biggest, bad arse (moolah)
Down the road I look and there's Aunt Mabel,
She's big fat and smelly like a horse's stable
But it's good to touch the green green grass of home
Then I be wake up and I 'ave a look 'roun me, I couldn' see a fuckin' thing
Jesus Christ I was pissed
But there was an old oak tree - that's the one, that's the one I used to piss on
Nigel, Fuckin' Legend
All my life I been kissin'
Your left tit cos ya right one's missin
Oh boy
What's goin on 'ere (spoken inaudible)
C'mon up here Billy, sing this one with me mate, don't be shy, come on now
Bye bye drugs
Bye bye nicotine
Where's the vasoline,
I think I'm goin' inside
Bye bye (my fella) goodbye
Hoo Ha Hoo Ha Hoo Ha Hoo Ha
Nigel was a tribal elder from the Crackatinny Tribe
His name was Nungnungasan but we just called him Nige
Nigel, Fuckin' Legend
Fuckin' Legend
Fuckin' Legend
Fuckin' Legend
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