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Kevin Bloody Wilson - Shane Warne Song lyrics
A cricketing legend all Australian boy A real bloke’s bloke ‘n we all loved him for it But he’s got a zipper problem and It’s affecting his game So Warnie put your wanger away Warnie put your wanger away That pecker’s gonna get you into trouble one day You stick to the cricket, I’ll do the rootin’ for Australia Warnie put your wanger away, Mate Warnie put your wanger away (your turn) Warnie put your wanger away, Mate Warnie put your wanger away Caught out drinkin’ and smokin’ and drugs mate I’ll take care of all that you just get on with the game And keep it in the crease where it’s supposed to be And give them dirty bird numbers to me mates and me, mate Asked 500 sheilas would they sleep with ya Shane And over 75% of ‘em said, “never again” So take a tip from Russell Crowe and do what he asked And stick that fuckin’ phone up ya fuckin’ arse Warnie put your wanger away That pecker’s gonna get you into trouble one day You stick to the cricket, I’ll do the rootin’ for Australia Warnie put your wanger away, Mate Warnie put your wanger away (your turn) Warnie put your wanger away, Mate Warnie put your wanger away So keep your cock in it’s box, is what I’m tryin’ to say And stay away from pommie sheilas like that Paula Yates She started the trend and now it seems to be catchin’ Poms fuckin’ the Aussies and keepin’ the ashes Warnie put your wanger away That pecker’s gonna get you into trouble one day You stick to the cricket, I’ll do the rootin’ for Australia Warnie put your wanger away, Mate Warnie put your wanger away (everybody) Warnie put your wanger away That pecker’s gonna get you into trouble one day You stick to the cricket, I’ll do the rootin’ for Australia Warnie put your wanger away, Mate Warney put your wanger away (your turn) Warnie put your wanger away, Mate Warnie put your wanger away |
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